July 7th, 2008Surat Untuk Pak Lah Dari Orang Nogori
Sumo orang nogeri bacolah suratni…
Kepado pak lah… PM paling sey sayang…I lap u
Namo sey ni KARIM…pengundi bedaftar DUN CHOMBUNG, PARLIMEN ROMBAU…alaaaa tompek si KERY yg abah’eh JAMALUDIN tuuu…tak kona’???? menantu PAK LAH tu laaaaa….suko bona’ sey ngan dio tu…ghaso nk buek menantu lak…
Sey nulih suratni bukan apo…sajo yor nk ucap’an timo kasih kek pak lah sobab naik’an hargo minyak ari tu..
lopeh ini bilo hargo minyak naik..hargo barang lain pun naik gak laaaa…banggo boto’ sey ghaso…mcm duduk kek LAS VEGASlak…HIDUP PAK LAH!!!!!!!
Sey janji ngan pak lah yg sey akan ubah tebiat sey dari makan ikan kombung yg dah merah menyalo mato’eh & pocah bedorai porut ikan tu pado ikan koring yor…
sey sanggup bekoban untuk UMNO dan bn.. anak sey yg 7 org tu yg dh buleh buek team futsal tu boleh la bekojo lopeh sekolah buek bantu mak ayah diorang ni haaa…kok tk bekojo pun buleh la jadi mat rompit kek SENAWANG tu…dapek gak la duit sesikit…buleh gak la menoruskan tradisi keluargo sey ni yg nyokong UMNO dan bn
ghaso2 sey ni nk ubahsuai bilik bilik yg ado kek ghumah sey…nk buek tompek bolo ikan & tanam sayur cagho hidroponik (apo binchek’eh ni???) sey tepakso tanam kek dalam bilik sobab sey tingga’ kek umah flat…
rebet yg pak lah bagi kek sey memang melampuh2 lobeh’eh dari keperluan sey.. bilo sey congak2.. sey cumo guno 20 sen yor duit minyak moto sehari.. ado la untung 21 sen…bak kto si SAIDA AF6 “ok la tuuuu”
sey tak pakai pon keto… sobab bilo minyak naik hargo.. sey kono jual datsun kotak mancis sey tu.. dapek gak la duit….tokih2 pun ado la hasil’eh..
team futsal sey tu, sey nak suruh eksesais hari2 berjalan kaki tak pun naik beska’ poie sekolah…ado la 5 km…dokek yor tuuuuu… walaupon gaji sey ni rm 1000..sbona’eh terlobih cukup untuk keluargo sey…
buek permulaan nk ngubah kehidupan sey.. sey tak akan guno’an gulo bilo buek kopi… tak akan guno’an topung untuk buek kodok sey nak ganti’an bogheh ngan ubi… tiap hari sey ngan keluargo akan berposo (kecuali pado hari hari yg dilarang beposo) sey akan buek minyak masak sendiri itu antaro caro sey ngubah caro hidup.. ade banyak laie caro semuo kerano UMNO dan bn… dan sey mintak bona’ pak lah naik’an laie hargo minyak yg ado.. bukan tu yorrr.. sey mintak bona’ naik’an laie hargo tol sobab org sbolah rumah sey nih org pembangkang…dio slalu guno highway, biar padan muko dio…tu la…suko bona’ nyokong pembangkang…PAKATAN RAKYAT
konon…palo hayah dio tu…
nnt pak lah buleh la melawat sey dan sedokah pado sey solai kain pelikat bilo dh nak dokek2 pilihanrayo nanti… insyaallah kain pelikat tu sey nk bubuh dlm frame dahtu gantung kek rumah…tapi jangan lupo lak.. pak lah sain otogeraf yor kek kain tu….
jgn lupo pak lah.. naik’an laie hargo minyak..jgn la diturun’an gaji mentori2 tuuu..siannn diorang…kang apo lak anak bini’eh nk mentodarah….tak dapek pulak nak menyopping sakan kek obe sea tuh… sey totap nyokong pak lah..
akhir kato biar pak lah sonang, janji kami papo kedano.. hidup UMNO, hidup bn..
sekian timo kasih..
ps/ sampai’an salam sey kek si KERY samo PATRICK BADAWI tu yor..tak lupo
gak tuan punyo syarikat SCOMI…sapo tah namo’eh…lupo lak…
pocah kaco, pocah golas,
sudah baco, harap baleh.
June 23rd, 2008Help Reducing The Fuel Price
LET’S JUST DO IT ! ! !
THIS IS NOT THE ‘DON’T BUY’ PETROL FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET PETROL BACK DOWN TO RM1.92 PER Litre….
This was originally sent by Phillip Hollsworth, a retired Coca Cola executive.
If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this winter, take time to read this, PLEASE.
Phillip offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the ‘don’t buy petrol on a certain day’ campaign that was going around last April or May!
It is worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
We are going to hit RM 2.70 a litre and it might go higher!! Want petrol prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at last year’s action because they knew we would not continue to ‘hurt’ ourselves by refusing to buy petrol. It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them. BUT whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can really work.
Please read on and join with us!
By now, you’re probably thinking petrol priced at about $1.50 is cheap.
It is currently RM2.70 for regular unleaded.
Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a liter of gas is CHEAP at $1.50, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace…not sellers.
With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action.
The only way we are going to see the price of petrol come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their petrol! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.
How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can’t just stop buying petrol.
But we CAN have an impact on petrol prices if we all act together to force a price war.
Here’s the idea: For the rest of this year, DON’T purchase ANY petrol from Petronas
the biggest price-up driver company.
If they are not selling any petrol, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.
But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Petronas petrol buyers. It’s SO simple!
Now, don’t wimp out on me at this point…keep reading and I’ll explain how simple it is to reach millions and even BILLIONS of people!!
I am sending this note to 20 people.
If each of you sends it on to at least twenty more that’s (20 x 20 = 400) ..
And those 400 send it to at least twenty more (400 x 20 = 8000 … and so on,
by the time the message reaches the fifth group of people, we will have reached over SIXTY FOUR MILLION consumers!!!!!
20×20 = 400
400×20 = 8,000
8,000×20 = 160,000
160,000×20 = 3,200,000
3,200,000×20 = 64,000,000
64,000,000×20 = 12,800,000,000
That’s 12.80 Billion people folks, who will have been contacted!!!!!
Unbelievable?? Do the math and see for yourself!
Again, all you have to do is send this to 20 people. That’s all!
I’ll bet you didn’t think we had that much potential, did you!
Acting together we can make a difference..
If this message makes sense to you, then please pass it on.
THEY will LOWER THEIR PRICES TO BELOW THE RM1.92 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN.
THIS CAN REALLY WORK.
It’s simple – send the message along to others and choose to not buy petrol from Petronas.
TWENTY FIVE POINT SIX BILLION people:
Now THAT’s people power.
LET’S
JUST DO IT ! ! !
More power to you friend.
JEDDAH (Thomson Financial) - Saudi Oil Minister Ali Al Naimi said on Sunday the world has enough crude to last ‘many decades’ and that his country will invest massively to allow production of 15 million barrels a day.
‘The world has enough petroleum reserves, both conventional and non-conventional, to meet oil demand for many, many decades to come,’ Al Naimi told a summit in Jeddah of top consumers and producers.
‘Concerns over long-term supply shortages seem to be playing a role in strong futures prices, though I believe these concerns are badly misplaced,’ he added.
In contrast, US Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman told the meeting that ‘production had not kept pace with growing demand for oil, resulting in increasing — in increasingly volatile — prices.’
Al Naimi said Saudi Arabia’s production capacity will rise to 12.5 million barrels per day (bpd) by the end of 2009 and another 2.5 million bpd could be added if demand warranted.
Projects underway will see ‘the kingdom’s maximum sustained production capacity rise to 12.5 million bpd by the end of next year,’ he said. It currently has output capacity of 11.3 million bpd.
‘In addition, we have identified a series of future crude mega increments totalling another 2.5 million bpd of capacity that could be built if and when crude oil demand warrants their development,’ the minister said.
The projects include a 900,000 bpd boost in Zuluf, 700,000 bpd in Safaniya, 300,000 bpd each in Berri and Khurais and 250,000 bpd in Shaybah, Al Naimi said.
The kingdom plans to add two million bpd of refining capacity over the next five years.
Al Naimi told a press conference there was no timeframe for these projects.
‘We have no doubt that if there was a need we are capable of implementing them in a very short time, less than three years each,’ he said.
‘These are massive investments, which over the next five years will total 129 billion dollars between the upstream and downstream segments of the industry,’ Al Naimi said.
He added that 60 billion dollars will be used for upstream projects and 69 billion dollars for downstream projects.
Al Naimi emphasised that record prices were not reflecting the true state of market supplies. The price of a barrel of crude has doubled from about $70 to nearly $140 over the past year.
‘Between the second quarter of 2007 and the second quarter of 2008, global demand rose by an estimated 800,000 (barrels) to 1.2 million barrels per day.
‘At the same time, global oil supplies rose between 1.4 and 1.6 million barrels per day, substantially more than the increase in demand.’
He added that forward cover — a key market measure for how long oil inventories would last if production stopped — had increased from 52 days to 54 days over the past 12 months.
‘Clearly something other than supply and demand fundamentals is at work here, and a simplistic focus on supply expansion is therefore unlikely to tame the current price behaviour,’ Al Naimi said.
However, in a gesture to appease consuming nations at Jeddah and dampen high prices, oil-powerhouse Saudi Arabia said it would boost oil output to 9.7 million barrels per day.
That is the highest daily production for Saudi Arabia since 1981, when it pumped a record high of 10 million barrels per day.
jag
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June 11th, 2008Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh to Mr. Bill Gates
Subject: Problems with my new computer
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button ’start’ but there is no ’stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a scooter at my home.
3. There is ‘Find’ button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ‘find’ button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt ‘Microsoft word’ now he wants to learn ‘Mi crosoft sentence’, so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My Computer’: when you will povide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says ‘MY Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’ what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only
8. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
9. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God sake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?
June 9th, 2008Train Your Vehicle To Consume Less Fuel
You can try the method below to endure you vehicle in order to drastically consume lesser fuel. This is just because you hate fuel hike. Who knows by doing this, your vehicle is used and seasoned to it, thus reducing petrol/diesel consumptions.
June 9th, 2008If the fuel price still increase, Try This!
There are many options for you to choose.
NO MATTER HOW, THE FUEL PRICE SUCKS. REALLY SUCK. DAMMED SUCKS
June 7th, 2008Beware of Hairband Ribbon in China
These Hairbands were made from used condoms and threads. That was so disgusting!!!
